The ✱Solarvm Mystic Holy Empire✱ of Las Filipina is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by 79ᜂᜇᜒᜁᜈ᜔ᜆ᜔ ᜉᜒᜀᜇ᜔ᜎ᜔ ᜋᜑᜇ᜔ᜎᜒᜃ ᜃᜓᜂᜈ᜔ᜃᜒᜎ᜔46 with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 3.728 billion Pinoys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pearla De los Santos Orin Maynila. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth 499 trillion ᜁ ᜈ᜔ ᜆᜒ ᜇ᜔ ᜈ ᜆᜒ ᜂ ᜈ ᜎ᜔ aureus ᜏᜓ ᜇ᜔ ᜎ᜔ ᜇs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,101 ᜁ ᜈ᜔ ᜆᜒ ᜇ᜔ ᜈ ᜆᜒ ᜂ ᜈ ᜎ᜔ aureus ᜏᜓ ᜇ᜔ ᜎ᜔ ᜇs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is rumoured that 79ᜂᜇᜒᜁᜈ᜔ᜆ᜔ ᜉᜒᜀᜇ᜔ᜎ᜔ ᜋᜑᜇ᜔ᜎᜒᜃ ᜃᜓᜂᜈ᜔ᜃᜒᜎ᜔46 uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, 79ᜂᜇᜒᜁᜈ᜔ᜆ᜔ ᜉᜒᜀᜇ᜔ᜎ᜔ ᜋᜑᜇ᜔ᜎᜒᜃ ᜃᜓᜂᜈ᜔ᜃᜒᜎ᜔46's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Las Filipina's national animal is the Omnia Animalium, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Espirituwal Lahat ng Relihiyon Supremacy.

Las Filipina is ranked 249,271^st in the world and 4,548^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.