The Empire of Techria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 660 million Techrians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Techria City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Techrian economy, worth 70.3 trillion Technian Techollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,461 Technian Techollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Techria's national animal is the Technian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Techria is ranked 152,809^th in the world and 13^th in Scratch nationstates community for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 639.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.