The Technocratic Land of Taukein is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cam B-13 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.252 billion Taukeinians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiret. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Taukeinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,435 trillion Dacs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,318 Dacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime is totally unknown. Taukein's national animal is the Orangutan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Taukein is ranked 284,979^th in the world and 17^th in Devia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.57 kickbacks per hour.