The MT Army Museum of Tat33 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 27.179 billion Tat33ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Administration are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The very strong Tat33ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion citas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 44,003 citas, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tat33's national animal is the vippertooth dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Tat33 is ranked 55,670^th in the world and 1^st in The Region Of Dictators for Most Primitive, scoring 50.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.