The Paralegal Organisation of Taiwan Kuomintang is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.581 billion Taiwan Kuomintangians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.7%.

The Taiwan Kuomintangian economy, worth 431 trillion lire a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,069 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, Taiwan Kuomintang has designated Taiwan Kuomintang City as its capital city, and some of the country's most famous photographers are animals. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taiwan Kuomintang's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Taiwan Kuomintang is ranked 67,066^th in the world and 7^th in Temporary storage for Jaspy for Most Primitive, scoring 40.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.