The Dark Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Audray Holyblack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.192 billion Taineizbrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Taineizbrian economy, worth a remarkable 9,908 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 467,544 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, Audray Holyblack's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace, and juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taineizbria's national animal is the Dark Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Taineizbria is ranked 40^th in the world and 4^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Beautiful Environments, with 14,447.88 pounds of wildlife per square mile.