Population | 21.004 billion |
Capital | Dark Holy City |
Leader | Audray Holyblack |
Faith | Communism |
Currency | Fauzjhiaux |
Animal | Dark Cat |
The Dark Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Audray Holyblack with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, lack of airports, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.004 billion Taineizbrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Taineizbrian economy, worth a remarkable 9,779 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 465,593 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taineizbria's national animal is the Dark Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.
Taineizbria is ranked 23,025th in the world and 307th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,495.205466679 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
- : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down.
- : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
- : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
- : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
- : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
- : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
- : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.