The Empire of Tabanjah is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Darth Abdullah with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.36 billion Tabanjahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abdullah City. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tabanjahian economy, worth 469 trillion A bucks a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,506 A bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abdullah City Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, the internet has been placed under government control, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, and many aides in Darth Abdullah's office are known to be serial jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tabanjah's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Tabanjah is ranked 59,336^th in the world and 2,623^rd in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.