The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 93 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed population of 11.226 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 436 trillion Join Lilies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,868 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", superfoods are often seen as supervillains, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Switz got Lazy 93's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz got Lazy 93 is ranked 148,715^th in the world and 3,233^rd in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.12 law-abiding acts per hour.