The Join Lily of Switz got lazy 4 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The quiet, industrious population of 11.636 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 21.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 557 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,879 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions, supervisors in Switz got lazy 4 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got lazy 4's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got lazy 4 is ranked 44,965^th in the world and 2^nd in Arson for Most Primitive, scoring 58.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.