The Join Lily of Switz got lazy 16 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 11.614 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 606 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,191 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, childish pranks are no laughing matter, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got lazy 16's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got lazy 16 is ranked 62,512^th in the world and 2,112^th in Suspicious for Most Primitive, scoring 44.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.