The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 100 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.318 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.3%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 520 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,006 Join Lilies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 153,988 per year while the poor average 10,214, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Join Lily Hungry Games, Join Lilies with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 100's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 100 is ranked 170,505^th in the world and 5,990^th in Suspicious for Most Primitive, scoring -65.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.