The Bassist of Suzuki Jun is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Suzuki Jun with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.445 billion Suzuki Junians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yin. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Suzuki Junian economy, worth 592 trillion yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,118 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants. Crime is totally unknown. Suzuki Jun's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Suzuki Jun is ranked 284,709^th in the world and 3,641^st in Ambition for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.57 kickbacks per hour.