The Seventh Step of Step Seven Raise Hell is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 2.47 billion Step Seven Raise Hellians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Step Seven Raise Hellian economy, worth 141 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,107 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Step Seven Raise Hell's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Step Seven Raise Hell is ranked 79,473^rd in the world and 1,048^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.63 law-abiding acts per hour.