The Colony of STATEOG33 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.21 billion STATEOG33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient STATEOG33ian economy, worth 490 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,113 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. STATEOG33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

STATEOG33 is ranked 53,758^th in the world and 1^st in State of Georgia for Most Primitive, scoring 51.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.