Star Wars III Revenge of the Sloths
Population | 8.174 billion |
Leader | Sloth Lord |
Currency | eucalyptus |
Animal | sloth |
The Sloth Movie of Star Wars III Revenge of the Sloths is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sloth Lord with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.174 billion Sloths enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.
The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.
The very strong Star Wars III Revenge of the Slothsian economy, worth 414 trillion eucalyptuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 50,709 eucalyptuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 163,885 per year while the poor average 11,857, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.
Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and a major religion has been named as Star Wars III Revenge of the Sloths's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Star Wars III Revenge of the Sloths's national animal is the sloth, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Star Wars III Revenge of the Sloths is ranked 70,897th in the world and 5th in The Legio Wars for Most Primitive, scoring 37.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
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- : Star Wars III Revenge of the Sloths was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Star Wars III Revenge of the Sloths was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Star Wars III Revenge of the Sloths was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Star Wars III Revenge of the Sloths was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Star Wars III Revenge of the Sloths altered its national flag.
- : Star Wars III Revenge of the Sloths changed its national animal to "sloth", its currency to "eucalyptus", its demonym to "Sloth", its leader to "Sloth Lord", and its nation type to "Sloth Movie".
- : Star Wars III Revenge of the Sloths altered its national flag.
- : Star Wars III Revenge of the Sloths's influence in The Legio Wars fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : Star Wars III Revenge of the Sloths's influence in The Legio Wars rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Star Wars III Revenge of the Sloths's influence in The Legio Wars fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".