The Seven Kingdoms of Stannis Baratheon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stannis Baratheon the First of His Name with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical population of 26.402 billion Westerosi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King's Landing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.6%.

The Westerosi economy, worth a remarkable 1,466 trillion gold dragons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,548 gold dragons, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, and the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Stannis Baratheon The First Of His Name Pics" has made Stannis Baratheon the First of His Name's mom a celebrity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stannis Baratheon's national animal is the stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cult of R'hllor.

Stannis Baratheon is ranked 82,778^th in the world and 8^th in Westeros for Highest Food Quality, scoring 26.41 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.