The People's Republic of Stalins is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 505 million Stalinsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Stalinsian economy, worth 14.0 trillion Man-hours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 27,647 Man-hours, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, bicyclists are banned from major roads, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Stalins, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stalins's national animal is the Traitor, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Stalins is ranked 268,063^rd in the world and 3^rd in Ceti Alpha V for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -7.81 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.