The Led Zeppelin Essence of Stairway To Heaven is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jimmy Page with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 26.495 billion Stairway To Heavenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glitter. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Stairway To Heavenian economy, worth a remarkable 7,567 trillion Zeppelins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 285,628 Zeppelins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,388,030 per year while the poor average 33,947, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.

Actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, the media seems excessively interested in what Jimmy Page is wearing this season, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Stairway To Heaven. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stairway To Heaven's national animal is the Swan Song, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Stairway To Heaven is ranked 273,385^th in the world and 237^th in NationStates for Safest, scoring 8.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.