The Dominion of St Abby Dispatch Office is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 7.578 billion St Abby Dispatch Officeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped St Abby Dispatch Officean economy, worth 263 trillion Abbaddons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 34,728 Abbaddons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Abby Dispatch Office's national animal is the Fish 🐠.

St Abby Dispatch Office is ranked 41,713^th in the world and 24^th in St Abbaddon for Most Primitive, scoring 61.24 on the Scary Big Number Scale.