The Empire of Squid Zone is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Overlord with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, humorless population of 11.737 billion Human Resources are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Research Bunker 1. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Peasant economy, worth a remarkable 2,022 trillion Blixes a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,299 Blixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, money grows on trees, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and The Supreme Overlord reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Squid Zone's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cthuluism.

Squid Zone is ranked 3,828^th in the world and 198^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.4 law-abiding acts per hour.