Population | 7.298 billion |
Capital | Jamesville |
Leader | President Thomas E Lee |
Faith | Protestantism |
Currency | Southern Dollar |
Animal | Alligator |
The Confederacy of Southern Seleyah is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Thomas E Lee with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.298 billion Southern Seleyahians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jamesville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.4%.
The thriving Southern Seleyahian economy, worth 727 trillion Southern Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,708 Southern Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 482,205 per year while the poor average 11,960, a ratio of 40.3 to 1.
Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Seleyah's national animal is the Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Protestantism.
Southern Seleyah is ranked 94,001st in the world and 12th in Dixie for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.63 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Southern Seleyah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Southern Seleyah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Southern Seleyah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Largest Insurance Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Seleyah, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Seleyah, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Seleyah, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Seleyah, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Seleyah, time flies when you're not having fun.
- : Southern Seleyah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Seleyah, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs.