The Democratic Republic of Southern Landic is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning blonkk population. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.298 billion Southern Landicians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The thriving Southern Landician economy, worth 453 trillion yuhs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 54,599 yuhs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,263 per year while the poor average 11,137, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Southern Landic's national animal is the blonkk, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Southern Landic is ranked 28,427^th in the world and 28^th in The Transitionists for Most Primitive, scoring 72.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.