The Sugar-Coated Evil Twin of South Harmoneia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Harmoneia with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 40.158 billion South Harmoneians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Harmoneia City. The average income tax rate is 74.3%.

The powerhouse South Harmoneian economy, worth a remarkable 2,651 trillion diamond bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,035 diamond bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

There is something rotten in the state of South Harmoneia, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Harmoneia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

South Harmoneia is ranked 265,197^th in the world and 6^th in Jethnea for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -7.71 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.