The District of South China Sea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.654 billion South China Marinas live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Social Policy and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The powerhouse South China Sean economy, worth a remarkable 1,422 trillion Juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 55,436 Juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,897 per year while the poor average 2,978, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, South China Sea has designated District City as its capital city, privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of South China Sea in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. South China Sea's national animal is the quick pink fox.

South China Sea is ranked 288,839^th in the world and 8^th in South China Sea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.3 law-abiding acts per hour.