The Second Commonwealth of Slavo-Spain is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Javier Perok with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.721 billion Slavo-Spainish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunci. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slavo-Spanish economy, worth 365 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,163 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, Javier Perok arrives at international summits with a white cane, the blind lead the blind in social welfare, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavo-Spain's national animal is the Marill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Slavo-Spain is ranked 44,878^th in the world and 2,238^th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 680.63 on the Clooney Contribution Index.