The People's Republic of Slandsningeor is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bernie Sanders with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.221 billion Slandsningeorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yrauywood. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Slandsningeorian economy, worth 477 trillion Republic Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 148,096 Republic Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, a flying elephant and Bernie Sanders share the same nickname, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slandsningeor's national animal is the Red Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Slandsningeor is ranked 11,529^th in the world and 23^rd in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.69 law-abiding acts per hour.