The Dictatorship of Sit on it and Rotate is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral General Dunn with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.775 billion Sit on it and Rotateans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dunntopolus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The powerhouse Sit on it and Rotatean economy, worth a remarkable 4,161 trillion Dunns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 161,448 Dunns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,486,614 per year while the poor average 1,781, a ratio of 834 to 1.

Criminals are executed and their property seized, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Sit on it and Rotate's national animal is the Great White Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Dunn-ism.

Sit on it and Rotate is ranked 37,622^nd in the world and 2,346^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 57.62 kickbacks per hour.