The Commonwealth of SirSamcelot is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 423 million SirSamcelotians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moria. The average income tax rate is 13.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong SirSamcelotian economy, worth 31.8 trillion $ams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,126 $ams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sweet-toothed SirSamcelotians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, and they say that SirSamcelotians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. SirSamcelot's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

SirSamcelot is ranked 27,021^st in the world and 3^rd in military state of Deren for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,439.81 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.