Population | 19.711 billion |
Capital | Smiles |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Donkey |
The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.711 billion SirHardHeadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadist economy, worth a remarkable 2,992 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,803 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tourists call SirHardHeadist beach towns "the fine coastline", government expenses are beyond compare, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against SirHardHeadist ambassadors, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
SirHardHead is ranked 5,145th in the world and 240th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 165 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
- : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against SirHardHeadist ambassadors.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, government expenses are beyond compare.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, tourists call SirHardHeadist beach towns "the fine coastline".
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.