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Safest: 2,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,279thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,290th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
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Economy
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SirHardHead

Population19.711 billion

CapitalSmiles
LeaderLeader

Currencydollar
AnimalDonkey

The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.711 billion SirHardHeadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadist economy, worth a remarkable 2,992 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,803 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists call SirHardHeadist beach towns "the fine coastline", government expenses are beyond compare, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against SirHardHeadist ambassadors, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SirHardHead is ranked 5,145th in the world and 240th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 165 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Safest: 2,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,279thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,290thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,408thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,911thMost Pacifist: 3,050thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,144thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,390thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,453rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,525thMost Developed: 3,661stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,087thBest Weather: 4,098thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,101stLargest Governments: 4,830thLowest Crime Rates: 4,853rdHighest Food Quality: 4,896thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,919thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,105thMost Cultured: 5,145thHealthiest Citizens: 5,149thSmartest Citizens: 5,670thMost Inclusive: 5,678thHighest Economic Output: 7,247thNicest Citizens: 7,808thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,656thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,175thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,809thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,362ndLargest Publishing Industry: 15,650thLargest Populations: 16,822ndHighest Average Incomes: 21,380thMost Efficient Economies: 22,305thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,835thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,219thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,709thMost Income Equality: 28,439th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 76th in the regionSafest: 77th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 101st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 124th in the regionMost Pacifist: 125th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 135th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 148th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 158th in the regionMost Developed: 160th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 169th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 177th in the regionBest Weather: 190th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 209th in the regionLargest Governments: 216th in the regionMost Inclusive: 221st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 231st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 237th in the regionMost Cultured: 240th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 243rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 243rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 259th in the regionNicest Citizens: 376th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 396th in the regionLargest Populations: 446th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 450th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 462nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 582nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 764th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,034th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,127th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,137th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,263rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,294th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
  • : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against SirHardHeadist ambassadors.
  • : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, government expenses are beyond compare.
  • : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, tourists call SirHardHeadist beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.

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