The Empire of Sinukko is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 69 million Sinukkoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 11.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sinukkoan economy, worth 3.96 trillion Snis Frakis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,342 Snis Frakis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, and Leader can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sinukko's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinukko is ranked 70,889^th in the world and 80^th in Lone Wolves United for Most Beautiful Environments, with 612.39 pounds of wildlife per square mile.