The University of Simon Fraser University is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Simon Fraser with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.441 billion re byrs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraseria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient rre bar economy, worth 774 trillion one gram weed bags a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 224,971 one gram weed bags, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,069,828 per year while the poor average 2,504, a ratio of 826 to 1.

Stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home, a flying elephant and Simon Fraser share the same nickname, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Simon Fraser University's national animal is the pothead, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Frasertology.

Simon Fraser University is ranked 284,314^th in the world and 9^th in big for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -17.61 on the Clooney Contribution Index.