The State of SH-60 Sea Hawk is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.5 billion Northlanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The thriving SH-60 Sea Hawkian economy, worth 652 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 68,685 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 243,123 per year while the poor average 14,010, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, SH-60 Sea Hawk has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of SH-60 Sea Hawk in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. SH-60 Sea Hawk's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SH-60 Sea Hawk is ranked 146,660^th in the world and 5^th in World for Most Primitive, scoring -51.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.