The Queen's State of Seven Mile is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.939 billion Seven Mileans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.1%.

The very strong Seven Milean economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 30,633 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,270 per year while the poor average 1,645, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Seven Mile's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Seven Mile is ranked 261,120^th in the world and 8^th in Uganda for Lowest Crime Rates, with 45.26 law-abiding acts per hour.