The Queen's State of Sergey Shoygu is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.09 billion Sergey Shoyguans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sergey Shoyguan economy, worth a remarkable 1,605 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 72,666 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, Deer is one of the most popular forenames in Sergey Shoygu, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sergey Shoygu's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sergey Shoygu is ranked 81,765^th in the world and 1^st in Kingstown for Most Corrupt Governments, with 19.8 kickbacks per hour.