Population | 20.942 billion |
Capital | Aracana |
Leader | Empress Myranaha D'Arcevon |
Faith | the Perpetual Cycle |
Currency | Kohma |
Animal | Great Barn Owl |
The Yellow of Serconas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Myranaha D'Arcevon with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 20.942 billion Serconians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aracana. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Serconian economy, worth a remarkable 8,072 trillion Kohmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 385,486 Kohmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serconas's national animal is the Great Barn Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Perpetual Cycle.
Serconas is ranked 847th in the world and 28th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 379.47 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Serconas, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
- : Following new legislation in Serconas, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
- : Following new legislation in Serconas, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Serconas, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
- : Following new legislation in Serconas, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
- : Following new legislation in Serconas, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
- : Following new legislation in Serconas, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
- : Serconas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Serconas, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Serconas, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.