The Jingoistic States of Secular humanism is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 391 million Secular humanismians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.4%.

The Secular humanismian economy, worth 18.6 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,506 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Secular humanism's national animal is the Kitsune.

Secular humanism is ranked 139,911^th in the world and 2^nd in The 8th Grade IsIes for Most Beautiful Environments, with 521.28 pounds of wildlife per square mile.