The State of Sechsmon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 30.461 billion Sechsmonians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, International Aid, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The thriving Sechsmonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,516 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,780 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,454 per year while the poor average 7,677, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, Sechsmon has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Sechsmon in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sechsmon's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sechsmon is ranked 130,987^th in the world and 5^th in Sao Tome e Principe for Most Primitive, scoring -42.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.