The Republic of Scattered Remains Splattered Brains is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-working population of 7.986 billion Scattered Remains Splattered Brainsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.4%.

The Scattered Remains Splattered Brainsian economy, worth 294 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 36,868 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scattered Remains Splattered Brains's national animal is the eagle.

Scattered Remains Splattered Brains is ranked 158,133^rd in the world and 3^rd in European Protection Union for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.