The Principality of Sarazinis is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dalai Froggy with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.286 billion Sarazinisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llama. The average income tax rate is 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sarazinisian economy, worth 629 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,912 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and Dalai Froggy's perky ego is the talk of the town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarazinis's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tibetan Frog Worship.

Sarazinis is ranked 23,661^st in the world and 1^st in The Funian Puppet Region for Highest Food Quality, scoring 105.29 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.