The District of Santo Antao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by proctor with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.191 billion Santo Antaoans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The strong Santo Antaoan economy, worth 772 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 58,537 aurums, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,393 per year while the poor average 3,774, a ratio of 98.9 to 1.

The government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, punitive tariffs protect local industry, Santo Antao has designated District City as its capital city, and Proctor has just been declared ruler of Santo Antao in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Santo Antao's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Santo Antao is ranked 40,414^th in the world and 1^st in Epic Gamer Land for Most Primitive, scoring 62.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.