The Soviet Union of Sannyamathland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Kaustuv Rio with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.019 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sannyamathlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion Soviet Roubleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,714 Soviet Roubleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, even God cannot save you in Sannyamathland, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sannyamathland's national animal is the Mountain Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Sannyamathland is ranked 246,633^rd in the world and 1^st in Kepler 37 B for Most Primitive, scoring -141.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.