The Republic of San Marino Red is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Soichiro Watanabe with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.396 billion Reds are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The all-consuming a Red economy, worth a remarkable 1,011 trillion Kees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 88,771 Kees, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

In the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. San Marino Red's national animal is the Red Carp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Katofor.

San Marino Red is ranked 256,063^rd in the world and 6^th in The Slave Guilds for Lowest Crime Rates, with 48.78 law-abiding acts per hour.