The United Socialist States of Saire Weevia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Saire Weevian People's Assembly with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.464 billion Saire Weevians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leninum. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Saire Weevian economy, worth 694 trillion resources a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 107,485 resources, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, and snitches get riches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saire Weevia's national animal is the worker ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saire Weevia is ranked 283,620^th in the world and 1,168^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.59 kickbacks per hour.