The Constitutional Monarchy of Saint George and Saint Michael is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Baroness Margaret Victoria Barrington with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.246 billion Saint George and Saint Michaelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Georgeshire. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint George and Saint Michaelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,883 trillion Royal Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 260,003 Royal Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations feel proud all year round, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint George and Saint Michael's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Saint George and Saint Michael is ranked 11,374^th in the world and 41^st in United Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.75 law-abiding acts per hour.