The Parliamentary Republic of Russiane is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Aron with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.844 billion Russianeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guaiabara. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Russianean economy, worth a remarkable 2,853 trillion Réis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,103 Réis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Guaiabara to enjoy their national art, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russiane's national animal is the Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Russiane is ranked 288,661^st in the world and 61^st in Novo Brasil for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.41 kickbacks per hour.