The Patriotic State of Russian republik is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Balls Ballsov with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.877 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The strong Russian economy, worth 228 trillion Rubls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,981 Rubls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 169,108 per year while the poor average 16,367, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

The government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, gym teachers instruct advanced-level calculus classes, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, and fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian republik's national animal is the Bear and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Russian republik is ranked 38,634^th in the world and 3^rd in New Rp for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,162.25 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.