The United Fraternal States of Roznepal is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Darfi Xepril with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.364 billion Roznepalini live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilovna. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roznepalino economy, worth 881 trillion Inomas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 202,081 Inomas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by President Darfi Xepril, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime is totally unknown. Roznepal's national animal is the Roznic Eel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Rozne's Philosophy.

Roznepal is ranked 93,748^th in the world and 8^th in Discornesia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.67 law-abiding acts per hour.