The Bannorn of Ronso is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bann Argai vos Duranos with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.632 billion Ronsoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kimari. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The strong Ronsoan economy, worth 591 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 77,498 kamas, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, and tax assessment offices double as polling stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ronso's national animal is the rhinoceros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Ronso is ranked 119,093^rd in the world and 5^th in Belmopan for Most Primitive, scoring -33.91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.