The Imperium of Romanum et Britannia Minor is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Imperator Augustus IV with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 5.255 billion Romans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Roman economy, worth 189 trillion Drachmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,033 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by Romanum et Britannia Minor, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanum et Britannia Minor's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Church.

Romanum et Britannia Minor is ranked 204,948^th in the world and 67^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Most Primitive, scoring -85.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.